Hmm, yeah, well it isn't warm and it isn't cosy. See, we thought we'd be all credit crunchy and post-wedding-poor-but-snuggly but right now all we are is cold. Having spent money we don't have on getting the chim-in-ee swept and buying kindling (new favourite word), coal and logs, just like the 'sweep said, it throws out about as much heat as a match.
What are we doing wrong?!
The newspaper, firelighter, kindling combo goes up like a treat, then the coal kinda catches on and the logs smoulder a bit but that's about it.
I think the fire fairies are against us.
(Image: Toast)
